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Posts tagged ‘star wars’

Attn: Ellen (3/23/16)

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Ellen254a

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Ellen254b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think the creator of the big Chewbacca toy, we’ll call her Susie, had an assignment to make this toy. She spent 3 days on his feet and legs, a day and a half on his chest, arms, and bandoleer … And 15 minutes on that weird, unsettling, creepy head.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Don’t even get me started on poor mini-Bacca.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/17/16)

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Ellen251a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen251b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When I ran a marathon at the 16 mile mark I thought, with a lot of fear and trepidation, how much longer I had to go.

I guess internally I was having that classic R2-3PO struggle. So I said, “shut-uppa-you-dumb-brain” and I just kept trucking.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/16/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week is not just about the new Star Wars movie – it’s also about arriving in style.

Will my wife approve of me painting my car to look like a land speeder? Probably not. Will I do it anyway?! Nah.

Anticlimactically,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?