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Posts tagged ‘star wars’

Attn: Ellen (8/22/12)

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ellen degeneres star wars

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ellen degeneres star wars

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Dear Ellen,

It’s like someone just said, “ham on rye!,” and Princess Leia is thinking “mmm!,” Han is thinking, “with or without mayo?” and Luke – letting his actions speak for him, is thinking, “NOT AGAIN!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:

“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!

BOOOOOMMMM!

Aaaah!

Pew-pew-pew!”

But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?

“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.

Pfff … kshhh …

PEW – PEW – PEW!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/25/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is how I feel when I have to untangle wires or cords.

Maybe I shouldn’t be so dramatic about wires/cords???

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com