The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (10/20/10)

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Here’s another baseball fact for you:

Nolan Ryan threw the most no-hitters, physically. But emotionally, it was Barbra Streisand.

Don’t believe me? Just ask Santa Claus.

Sincerely,
One of the best knowers of fake news,
With long goodbye messages,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

(please?)

Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (10/20/10)" (2)

  1. Barbara Streisand is my favorite person next to Wilford Brimley…whom Mr. Hendrik is trying to kill.

    I’ll let you know if I see your postcard on Ellen..I mean, I’ll ask my gf to let me know, then I’ll let you know. Damn.

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