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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
I’m in the desert with my family.
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen.
No humor this week. Just a sincere Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s!
(The savvy reader is now asking, “was there humor in past weeks?”)
Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (12/22/10)" (1)
‘No humor this week’ and then you still finish it with a joke. Classic. Sooner or later she’s got to cave in and have you on her show.