Sometimes if someone is very angry they might yell that something is bull shtuff (that’s edited, dontchya know). Well, Mr. Angry-Yelling-Pants, I bet you didn’t know that you can cite other animals excrement to convey other feelings.
Bull Isht – Anger
Old Man Isht – Confusion
Dragon Isht – Happiness
Steven Segal Isht – Bloated
Chicken Isht – Anger, with a hint of amusement
Dinosaur Isht – Consternation over taxes
Old Lady Isht – Desire to hang out with kids, and possibly give them 14 cents
Racist Isht – Kill whitey
Do you know of any other telling forms of shtuff? Post them in the comments!