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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?

Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!

Sincerely,
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