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Attn: Ellen (7/13/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?

Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (3/23/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

What you see on this postcard if history! This was the first ever low-five.

“I’m happy … but I’m not that happy,” said Orlando Cepeda.

“Aw! I’m really happy!,” Juan Marichal responded. “I’m so happy I could high-five someone!”

“High-five!? Surely not! I can’t engage in such tom-foolery with this funk I’m in!”

“Well …”

Sometimes brilliance happens, and thankfully these guys low-fived in slow-motion for the photographer.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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