The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

My Zombie Roomy (8/25/11)

The Zombie came home today with this sneaky little grin on his face that was … ok fine I’ll say it – it was adorable. It feels weird to say that about a guy, let alone an undead guy, but it’s the truth.

Anyhow – he was carrying a bag from Target, sort of swinging it around happily like you can’t help but do sometimes when you’ve got a bag from a candy shop.

I pointed to the bag and said, “mind if I …” and he got the picture. He held the bag out, opened it up, and I glanced in.

It was at this point that I remembered my roommate is not a normal, boyish fellow with a bag but a Zombie (with a bag).

Thankfully, the contents were not Zombie snacks, though they were weird:

  • Pack of D Batteries
  • Sunglasses
  • A box of condoms

I have nothing to support this but I think the Zombie had a date tonight!!

Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (8/25/11)" (3)

  1. And he got extra batteries?! Well, well. Very considerate, indeed. Lucky lady.

  2. I think the zombie’s date is with his roomy. Have fun!

  3. A date! This whole zombie affair just got even more interesting.
    Love it!

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