The Zombie came home today with this sneaky little grin on his face that was … ok fine I’ll say it – it was adorable. It feels weird to say that about a guy, let alone an undead guy, but it’s the truth.
Anyhow – he was carrying a bag from Target, sort of swinging it around happily like you can’t help but do sometimes when you’ve got a bag from a candy shop.
I pointed to the bag and said, “mind if I …” and he got the picture. He held the bag out, opened it up, and I glanced in.
It was at this point that I remembered my roommate is not a normal, boyish fellow with a bag but a Zombie (with a bag).
Thankfully, the contents were not Zombie snacks, though they were weird:
- Pack of D Batteries
- Sunglasses
- A box of condoms
I have nothing to support this but I think the Zombie had a date tonight!!
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (8/25/11)" (3)
And he got extra batteries?! Well, well. Very considerate, indeed. Lucky lady.
I think the zombie’s date is with his roomy. Have fun!
A date! This whole zombie affair just got even more interesting.
Love it!