The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Although I am sure you are aware, I will give the definition of a think tank (source):

An institute, corporation, or group organized for interdisciplinary research (as in technological and social problems) – called also think factory

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the phrase ‘think factory’ but that conjures up all kinds of fun, Roald Dahl-esque imagery.

Anyhow. I went to a wine tasting/grading party on Saturday night and I got drunk. In my drunken state I began to daydream about my own think tank.
‘What’s that? DumbFunnery as the originator of a think tank?’
Why, yes, friend. It not only could happen – it WILL happen. But only if you use the phrase ‘think tank’ in a non-traditional, less-work involving way.

First things first, though. What’s the name of my think tank? Here are some ideas. Feel free to vote.

Please feel free to write in other names if you have something good. If your idea is selected, the think tank will tackle any problem of your choosing. Or if that just sounds like I’m relying on you to be creative in two seperate instances, I’ll figure something else out. You jerk.

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Comments on: "If I Started a Think Tank, Part I" (4)

  1. I was going to comment but after reading mind bullets, I feel there is nothing better I could add to the genius here today. Applauds all around.

  2. What about “Circle Jerk Think Tank: Spraying Intellectual Brainjuice”

  3. If only we fought wars with think tanks, there wouldn’t be so many casualties. –that’s my deep thought of the day.

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