The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (11/21/12)


Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

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Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To make the home-cooked Thanksgiving food even tastier, for the past 10 years (since I left home for college), I have been eating really junky, gross foods.


P.S. I know this is one of my lamer postcards, but who cares!?, tomorrow is feed your face day!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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