The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (12/12/12)


Ellen DeGeneres Christmas

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Ellen DeGeneres Christmas

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Gift shopping can be tough. But you know what’s not tough? Going to the mall to buy my dad and brother’s gifts but then buying myself the Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar. (It was on sale.)

I hope everyone else’s gift-buying is going a bit more smoothly.


Why am I doing this?

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