DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have been watching the NFL playoffs a lot today and I made a decision – I’m going to bring the intensity of the NFL to my work.

If a co-worker and I disagree and it turns out I’m right, I’m going to yell, “ALL DAY BABY! ALL DAY!” Then if later it turns out my co-worker actually was right? Then he/she would shout “PICK SIX!” … or something. I haven’t worked out all the details but I’m feeling confident … or something.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?