The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (6/25/14)


Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This postcard looks like an advertisement for a version of Star Wars where all of the actors are wax figures. And you know, with the right voice overs, that would be very watchable. Maybe …

Fran Drescher = All female parts

Billy Dee Williams = All sound effects

This one coworker of mine who mumbles and talks too much = All male voices

It’s GOLD!

(And my, what sensual sound effects we would have.)


P.S. Feel free to tweet me on the twitterverse: @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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