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Attn: Ellen (6/25/14)


Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This postcard looks like an advertisement for a version of Star Wars where all of the actors are wax figures. And you know, with the right voice overs, that would be very watchable. Maybe …

Fran Drescher = All female parts

Billy Dee Williams = All sound effects

This one coworker of mine who mumbles and talks too much = All male voices

It’s GOLD!

(And my, what sensual sound effects we would have.)


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Why am I doing this?

De Jour of the Week (3/14/11)

Recently I went to a surprise party. I flew out to see my sister for her birthday, and my visiting was a surprise. And THEN, the next night we had a big drinkfest/private karaoke room and that was a surprise. It was fun.

On the second night, we all got there before my sister and there was a short debate about what to yell. “Surprise!” and “Happy Birthday!” were two pretty sound options. It got me thinking though …


GOOD Things to Have Yelled at You at a Surprise Party

Happy birthday!

Congratulations on your promotion!!

(Some crazy TV show) built you this house!!!

Naked ladies!!!!

Ice cream for everybody!!!!!



BAD Things to Have Yelled at You at a Surprise Party


Free baby!!

Fran Drescher Audio Books!!!

Court Appointed Therapy!!!!


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