The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/2/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Can you imagine the impact it would have if instead of people buying colorful napkins and paper plates and mini-flags and just the right clothes people instead put the money for 4th of July decorations squarely to the national debt?

…But those red, white & blue socks are awfully cool …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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