Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
In preparation for moving into my fiancé’s apartment (the wedding is Saturday!) I have been moving things to her place and had furniture donated.
My place looks like it was robbed by a book loving, summer clothes wearing, poster fan who didn’t like my couch or TV.
And for that, I thank you, imaginary criminal.
Wish me luck with this whole marriage thing, eh?