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Dear Ellen,
Those are the Twelve Apostles. It’s a very beautiful sight in Australia.
This picture captures them nicely, and shows people enjoying their beauty.
But what’s sad is one guy standing there is thinking, “hey Twelve Apostles … rock on.” Then a little smirk. Then his girlfriend notices the smirk and says, “hey! rock it off …”
Too punny, right?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You would think, based on how colorful and happy this train looks, that it would be full of FREE CANDY! But nope. That may explain this little anecdote:
The train ride was a few hours long. It ambled along, and you just sat there and enjoyed how beautiful the scenery was. I really enjoyed it. Behind my friend and I, a teenage girl was less enthused. “If I ever have to do this again I’ll shoot myself.”
Why so dramatic, teen?
Oh, duh, it’s the misleading candy train that lacks candy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Have I mentioned … candy?
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
You know how you know when you’re somewhere truly beautiful? Simple. If the location is equally great for 3 things, it’s an amazing place:
1) James Bond fight scene
2) A wedding
3) Over-the-top music video
This place hits all three.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 