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Attn: Ellen (11/9/16)

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Dear Ellen,

‘Something for everyone 758 pages’ … The estimated world population is 7.4 billion. If I had written that I would’ve had 757 pages of very specific, weird things almost no one likes and then one page of basic human necessities.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/2/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

From one famous person to another, sometimes all the free stuff is a bit much, right?

…Well. So. To be a little more honest, I got this postcard and more from underatreeprints.com because my buddy TS is a nice guy AND because he and his mom started the business! (They’re the artists, pretty good, right?)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

(Or, if you want some cards or postcard, @underatreeprint)

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Attn: Ellen (10/26/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have discovered something about owning a home – it feels great to do things to make the house nicer, especially when those things take little effort.

Changing one light bulb is for dopes, anyone can do that.

But changing FIVE!? In just one day!? Well, self, you deserve a 3-week break from home improvement work.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?