The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Changes Afoot

Goodbye apartment, hello home.

Goodbye rent, hello mortgage.

Goodbye crazy global travels, hello worrying about money for the mortgage payment. (Gah.)

Goodbye current corporate overlord, hello new corporate overlord.

(Which also means a sad goodbye friends, hello strangers who will hopefully be nice.)

Goodbye Texas, hello Colorado.

Goodbye old life, hello new life.

All in all, the lady and I are terrified and excited and apprehensive and jazzed and living the life of an emotional pendulum.

busy apartment

Goodbye apartment box-maze, hello home that can fit this much stuff

creepy uncle

Attn: Ellen (12/23/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Christmas no longer holds the level of crazy excitement that it had when I was a child … but it could.

If, on the day after Thanksgiving, I stopped having desserts til Christmas day … Oh man, look out for Christmas. I would buy and wrap doughnuts, cookies, the odd candy bar or two, M&M’s, chocolate covered raisins, ice cream!

BUT. I’m too grown up for that …? Sure, we’ll say it’s that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?