The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (5/29/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Monet

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine yourself stepping into a room. In this room you are surrounded by beautiful Claude Monet paintings. So peaceful, so happy.

Then I walk in and gesture to 5 of the Monet’s in turn, and sing, to the tune of the O’Jays ‘For the Love of Money,’ “Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet, … Monet!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Napoleon Bonaparte Sitting

So, you want to look trim?

 

Goya Noriega

Yes! I am trying your hand trick to hide the belly, ol’ pal ol’ buddy Napoleon, but it’s not working!

 

Napoleon Study

LOL! Rookie.

 

 

The Long Gray Line

Photo from my Dad’s graduation from West Point

Happy Memorial Day to all those currently serving, and those who have served.

 

A special thanks to my mom (who served by marrying a GI Joe) and dad – for giving me the oh the places you’ll go life Army Brats love (and sometimes hate).

From the bottom of my heart, which is with me and piece-meal in …

North Carolina

Oregon

Korea

Alaska

Kansas

New York, and

Georgia

(Extending post-Brat to Arizona, Texas, and California)

Thank you to those who serve others (in all those far too thankless professions).