The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (3/6/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres castle

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Could you settle a debate I’m having with myself? Part of me thinks if I owned a castle naming that castle Storm would be cool. “What’s your castle’s name?,” someone on the brink of hilarity would ask, “Storm the Castle?,” I’d yell in gleeful answer.

The other part of me thinks this is one of the dumber thoughts I’ve had.

Get back to me on this when you can, please!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

The world is changing quickly these days – with fast-paced technology induced changes being one of the most obvious. But another change is the genetic make up of the world. Interracial marriages are on the rise, according to a USA Today article.

How does that impact you? If you don’t think different races should mix, it makes you angry. If you love this sort of thing, or have a personal relationship with an interracial marriage, it probably makes you happy. The thinking might be that having this be more common will make it more accepted, and if it’s more accepted interracial marriages won’t get looks, and children of these situations will not have to hear narrow-minded comments.

For the average person, the rise of interracial marriages probably means nothing for you. Right? Wrong. There is a devious, underhanded process in the makings, my friends.

Inter-Racially Based Stereotype Product Placements

Will black and white cookies suddenly sky rocket in sales as siblings with tacky senses of humor buy them as baby shower gifts?

Prepare yourself for God awful movies like Madea Wong Goes to Court. Is Madea Wong a lawyer, or being convicted? Maybe both, based on stereotypes.

How about Tobasco-infused cheese for your average half black, half white kid?

What’s that on that Anquan Juarez’s menu? Burritos with watermelon in them? He’s so crazy.

 

Take note, friends!, the changing commercial landscape will be hitting you soon!

I just learned something CRAZY … but, you know, it kind of makes sense.

Apparently 97% of commercials featuring a weirdly, over-the-top-happy family (you know, the kind where you think, ‘really product? This is ridiculously obvious’) … Well, apparently … Those aren’t actors. In fact, the people don’t even know they’re being filmed.

It’s just old home movies from random Mormon families.