The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (6/27/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Don’t be fooled by these adorable tigers. They’re diabolical. Right now they’re plotting the destruction of Hopes and Dreams.

Not the concepts … they’re parakeets, named “Hopes” and “Dreams.” They’re REALLY annoying.

I’m actually in on the diabolic plot with them. They’re as evil as they are adorable!

Wish us luck!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

My boss: “Hey!, good job at the demo!”
Me: “Thanks! … Yeah, I think it went well.”
My boss: “I’d say! You got a high-five!”

Whoo! Sorry for the bragging post, but I found that very funny. Every work has their concept of good and bad, and ours is apparently measured in high-fives.

The same day that happened, a co-worker used the phrase “making kittens” as a synonym for “causing trouble.”

It was a very good day of work.

 

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