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Posts tagged ‘australia’
Attn: Ellen (10/17/12)
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Dear Ellen,
That wraps up my Australia postcards! I loved the trip and I hope you/the postal employees/your security guards/your intern that’s lowest on the totem pole (hey! Friday can’t come soon enough, riiiiight??) enjoyed these postcards too.
In summary, here’s how I would describe Australia: Australia is that kid in class who was really good looking, but you made yourself feel better by assuming he/she was a jerk … but then it turns out he/she is actually really nice, and smart, too. So you hated him/her until getting invited to their awesome party.
Weirdly,
DumbFunnery.com
Attn: Ellen (10/10/12)
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Dear Ellen,
Wow! Yowzers! Dizzang! Not only is Australia great but they have weird science lab islands!
Take Rottnest Island, not far from Perth. Rottnest features that science experiment of animal, the Quokka. You know, the one that’s part kangaroo, part squirrel, part rat and 100% adorable/gross?
Yep, they’re funny little creatures, and that’s no quokka bull sh … huh!? HUH!?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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