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Attn: Ellen (7/3/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres van Gogh

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I must admit – I am a bit of a pack rat. I have a hard time throwing things away, even when they serve no purpose to keep.

But, good news, I have recently discovered a use for my 2 old cell phones!

I’m going to go to a crowded street corner, say something trivial but cryptic into one of my old cell phones (“The zapatos are en route.”) and then throw the phone into the trash.

Just think of the imaginative thoughts I’ll inspire!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Fashion Model

I'm pointing to all the great savings?

I’m pointing to all the great savings?

 

P.S. This is what is called, in the biz, a very lazy post. (Also, notice that beyond my arm is the blog logo!)

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Unexpected Results of the DOMA Case

  • “It’s raining men” played a record number of times
  • The four dissenting judges in the DOMA case now each own a large number of copies of The Bird Cage, which were given anonymously as gifts.
  • Stereotypes are shaken up when, at the large number of celebratory pride parades, gay men dress in gaudy and unattractive outfits. (Their haircuts still look good though.)
  • Glitter and paint sales skyrocket on Friday, as parade decoration plans are the main activity of the night.

 

Congrats to my friends who have been positively impacted by this! And to those who are feeling upset or negative about it, I’m sorry you feel that way. If there are people who believe that the idea of gay people getting married is bad or negative, please leave a comment and I’ll happily explain why I think it is not a bad thing.

Given that I average about one comment per post (or less), I’m not worried about a big controversial argument happening. If it does … cool (for my blog stats)! But, let’s play nice.

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