Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I can almost picture the day the Grand Canyon was named. Someone said, “how about the Grand Canyon?” and everyone else said, “yeah … that’s not … bad … I guess.” And then the naming deadline day came and the person in charge said confidently, “all right, sure, that’ll do, whatever.”
History!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
For a while my friends and I played a lot of the app Draw Something. This is a masterpiece from me (clearly the word is Trumpet).
This, from my brother, is … God knows what.
This one I actually think is a guessable drawing from me.
One friend was actually good at the game. It always inspired me to draw even worse in response.
Case in point. (It’s ‘madcow.’)
A trip to the flea market inevitably brings boredom, delight, amusement, and occasionally fear. Who are these people that own so many framed clown prints? Why?
Things I Regret Not Buying
Something I now WON’T overhear at the office? “Hey did you see the new guy has a Burger King toy? I told you he has potential.” Opportunity missed.
Things I Do NOT Regret Not Buying
I don’t need a guide to cooking food I don’t want to eat.
Hey darling! Remember when you said you wanted to have more unsettling, unnerving dreams? I found the PERFECT thing for our bedroom!
Rejected (barely) Trump slogan.
You can’t tell but the clown is blocking the letters ‘O’, ‘R’, ‘T.’ Look into that bear’s eyes and tell me he’s not afraid.
DumbFunnery 