Look, this guy clearly has some knowledge of some impending disaster.
Jeez this guy’s in on it too! I don’t even know if they’re friends or they both just KNOW.
Oh man is it really that bad??! WHAT IS IT GUYS?
Ok, well, I’m here. If you decide to let me in on whatever tragic?, shocking?, amazing? secret all of you share, you know where to find me.
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Dear Ellen,
It’s playoff hockey time! The time of year when the people ask: can someone be shy a few teeth, have a beard that birds live in, and look like someone who could spend a few hours staring at foil because it’s shiny … AND be attractive?
And somehow the answer is always yes.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:
A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above
But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 