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Posts tagged ‘dumbfunnery’

How to Dance to Dino

So … the joke in the vid is because I feel like his voice is silky smooth and sorta boozy sounding. Really. I can’t picture Dino with a glass in his hand, and that’s no apple juice my friend. There you go. A joke explained. Always the way to go.

 

Failed Childhood Dreams Party

My birthday is coming up in about a month and I am toying with the idea of trying to get a bunch of friends to go out on the town with me. Most years (if not all except during college?) I have flown back home for my birthday and had a low key night with the fam.

This year I’m not flying home – so why not live it up?

That’s right, I could finally have that party theme I’ve had on the back burner for years …

My sis, E$ and I thought this up when I lived with her, you come to the party:

As your childhood dream job/life that you never realized.

  • Maybe you wanted to be a rocket scientist?
  • Maybe an NBA superstar?
  • Maybe your dream was just to be really rich (that was essentially mine)?
  • Maybe a dinosaur?
  • Maybe an author?

Come one, come all to the party where your failed childhood dreams hang out and dance awkwardly.

What would YOU be at this party?

Quotes of the Day!

Sam looked at me soft. And she hugged me. And I closed my eyes because I wanted to know nothing but her arms.

 

I like girls. I really do. Because they can think you look good in a bathing suit even when you don’t.

 

Then, we both rested our heads on her shoulders, like a sideways hug, which made her cry even harder. Or maybe it let her cry even harder. I’m not sure which.

 

The above quotes are all from Stephen Chbosky’s The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I just read the book and I enjoyed it a whole lot (and, in a way, it reminded me of The Human Comedy which is another great book). Things are stated so simply and you get wrapped up in them – but looking back through the book at the quotes I liked … I realized they’re all so contextual. I wanted to highlight some great lines but I realized I couldn’t just throw the lines out there.

But I also didn’t want to write a whole new post. So … here are a few lines, and my thumbs up on the book.

Thus ends this post!