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Attn: Ellen (1/30/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Quick New Year’s resolution update, since you asked, my resolution to wrongly assume un-asked questions and then answer out loud to unwilling audiences is going swimmingly!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. See what I did there? I’ll tell you, what I did was …

P.P.S. See what I did there part two?

Why am I doing this?

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