The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/30/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Quick New Year’s resolution update, since you asked, my resolution to wrongly assume un-asked questions and then answer out loud to unwilling audiences is going swimmingly!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. See what I did there? I’ll tell you, what I did was …

P.P.S. See what I did there part two?

Why am I doing this?

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Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (1/30/13)" (1)

  1. That’s a funny one! Someday…

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