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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (1/4/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Let’s take a moment to thank the Earth for tolerating us another year … by throwing a party with LOTS OF CONFETTI!!! Yayy!

Insincerely,
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Attn: Ellen (12/28/11)

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Dear Ellen,

There is a very real, and sad, chance that this postcard will accurately represent my New Year’s Eve.

On the plus side, soggy pizza is delicious?

Hope you have a fantastic New Year’s!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (12/21/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Happy Holidays to you and your staff.

I hope they are full of naps, sweets, laughs and other beautiful things.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com