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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (8/15/18)

Front

Ellen361a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen361b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What’s more terrifying? Waking up in a creepy, unsettlingly sterile room like on this postcard, or a seedy motel room? 3rd option, waking up naked in the Disney castle.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/8/18)

Front

Ellen360a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen360b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m calling it now – if Trump gets a second term he’s going to have NASA stamp his name on the moon in giant text.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/1/18)

Front

Ellen359a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen359b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I like my son being in my shadow. The sun is just so bright, you know? And sun burn is no joke!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

P.S. Walking with an umbrella or hat also works.

Why am I doing this?