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Attn: Ellen (1/6/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

A new home but the same old postcards! And in case you forgot … I like writing nonsensical things, silly things, and sometimes sincere things. What I would really like is to do this on a bigger scale than my blog, and why not ask you for help?

That’s all! Just wanted to say that and a “Rocky Mountain hi” … get it?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (12/23/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Christmas no longer holds the level of crazy excitement that it had when I was a child … but it could.

If, on the day after Thanksgiving, I stopped having desserts til Christmas day … Oh man, look out for Christmas. I would buy and wrap doughnuts, cookies, the odd candy bar or two, M&M’s, chocolate covered raisins, ice cream!

BUT. I’m too grown up for that …? Sure, we’ll say it’s that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/16/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This week is not just about the new Star Wars movie – it’s also about arriving in style.

Will my wife approve of me painting my car to look like a land speeder? Probably not. Will I do it anyway?! Nah.

Anticlimactically,
DumbFunnery.com

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