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Dear Ellen,
Recently I went to Minnesota for the first time and I found it to be pretty, full of friendly people, and lots of in-laws.
This may not hold for all.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
If I was a former child star who saved well, once every 7 years I would book a hotel ballroom/convention area, emphasizing that I need the room for all my fans. Then, I’d sit in there alone, surrounded by ceiling fans, box fans, etc. Eventually some hotel PR person would stop by and be so weirded out they’ll want to switch jobs.
Now that’s what I call liven’!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You know what I think is a mistake? Life insurance commercials that try to sympathize or be relatable. No dice, commercial. Focus on the positive: “1 out of every ~5,500 people who fake their death and move to Fiji with the insurance money are successful! So, what are you waiting for?”
I just made that up, but I’m sold!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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