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Attn: Ellen (8/5/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Do you think there is a group of dreamy-eyed surfer guys from California who are also huge One Direction fans that call themselves the One-Dir Brahs?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (7/29/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Everyone looks cool, and chic, and fashionable … but on the middle row, 2nd from the left … is that a floating pair of underwear on the guy’s shoulder? Is that cool? Or is he worried? Frankly, this postcard leads to too many questions – please advise!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (7/22/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Coming from Houston (a flat place if ever there was one), jogging in Carlsbad, California felt like I was in an Escher painting – every hill was somehow uphill. The next time I see someone with monster calves I will know – native Southern Californian.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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