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Attn: Ellen (8/26/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen, / Dear Summer Intern,

Hopefully I didn’t miss you (aka you’ve already headed back to school). How was your summer of sorting through Ellen’s fan mail (like my crazy postcards!)? Did you dance across the studio and Instagram pictures of it? Good luck at school this year! (and tell all your friends to check out my blog!!)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/5/14)

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Ellen Oscars Twitter

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 Ellen Oscars Twitter

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Congrats on the Oscars and on breaking Twitter.

Similarly, I recently had a tweet favorited so I guess we’re both trend setters.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/29/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from the Johnson Space Center gift shop.

The text of the postcard is:

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Dear Ellen,

Did you know I’m 6’3″ of awkward on the dance floor?

It’s like each limb is trying to one-up the other in an awkward battle. Neat, huh?

GetBradStanley
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