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Dear Ellen,
It’s playoff hockey time! The time of year when the people ask: can someone be shy a few teeth, have a beard that birds live in, and look like someone who could spend a few hours staring at foil because it’s shiny … AND be attractive?
And somehow the answer is always yes.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:
A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above
But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You know how you know when you’re somewhere truly beautiful? Simple. If the location is equally great for 3 things, it’s an amazing place:
1) James Bond fight scene
2) A wedding
3) Over-the-top music video
This place hits all three.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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