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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Don’t be fooled by these adorable tigers. They’re diabolical. Right now they’re plotting the destruction of Hopes and Dreams.
Not the concepts … they’re parakeets, named “Hopes” and “Dreams.” They’re REALLY annoying.
I’m actually in on the diabolic plot with them. They’re as evil as they are adorable!
Wish us luck!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’m in D.C.! My friend Airplanes has joined me for this trip. She, get ready for a shock, loves airplanes. Before I travel she tells me an “interesting” fact about airplanes. One day I explained to her how it works, it’s a little something like this:
(see obnoxious drawing above)
She finds me to be annoying.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Soon I’ll be going to visit D.C.! I’m debating starting a postcard writing campaign to the president. I figure I’ll easily be able to tell if they’re getting them or not, from how fast security guards are to give me strange glances. But I bet Carl, the Secret Service guy with the quirky sense of humor that I made up just now, I bet he’ll wave hello.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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