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Posts tagged ‘fanmail’

Attn: Ellen (4/18/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

On the left is dear Uncle Joe. While many mocked Uncle Joe’s aggressive pointing style, few really got it.

… Oh wait …

I guess that’s why they mocked it.

Welp! Mystery solved!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:

“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!

BOOOOOMMMM!

Aaaah!

Pew-pew-pew!”

But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?

“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.

Pfff … kshhh …

PEW – PEW – PEW!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/4/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what I haven’t seen enough of lately? The ‘talk-to-the-hand’ motion.

Let’s you and I bring it back, and we’ll meet up in New Mexico, buy some crappy welcome to New Mexico t-shirts (from a gas station – the best quality) and then we can tell tourists to talk to the hand.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I had a really long day at work. So … that explains this postcard?

Why am I sending these postcards?