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Attn: Ellen (10/2/13)

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Dear Ellen,

Ah yes, the delightful tradition of learning how to cop a feel by practicing on a snow woman. Belgian kids, huh? Those little tikes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/25/13)

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Dear Ellen,

Don’t you think it’s amazing how misunderstood some artists can be? For example, this is one “art critic’s”* review of this wonderful painting: Eye floaters are small moving spots that appear in your field of vision. They may be especially noticeable when you look at something bright, such as white paper (or an empty canvas).

Critics, huh? What goons.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

*Maybe this was not something from a critique but instead from WebMD.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/18/13)

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Dear Ellen,

I bet Samuel L. Jackson makes this exact face when he’s trying to pick up a 7 – 10 split.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?