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Attn: Ellen (5/20/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

I think if an alien came to Earth and asked for one representative for an intergalactic skills competition I would pick an Olympic gymnast OR a dead guy. The gymnast because they’re so tiny and flexible and fit. The dead guy because, while I don’t know this imaginary alien, I feel like he’d respect the bold choice and share a chuckle with me.

Who would you send?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/13/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

I bet if Darth Vader hadn’t been evil he would’ve been super evil. Using his Force powers to tickle people (instead of choking them to death). That slow, labored breathing as he stands 10 feet away … tickling you. Could it get more evil?!

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DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/6/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

I think I would like to be cremated when I die, BUT I would also like a tombstone with an epitaph that says “violently huggable.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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