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Dear Ellen,
I decided to rate, in order of size, the following words which convey size without specificity:
A few
A lot
Like, a gajliion
A ton
A *#&t ton
a gajillion (the word like, above, decreases that)
Rest easy world, things ought to make sense now!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
This postcard makes me think – is it, or is it not a good idea to remake beloved movies scene for scene but recast with people who are squat champions of the universe.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
or @DumbFunnery
P.S. The byline for each one could be “gam on.”
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Sometimes I dream of traveling back in time with a bunch of umbrellas and distributing them to people. Just imagine how far ahead society would be in umbrella technology if only humankind had invented them earlier!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 