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Dear Ellen,
We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen, Ellen’s staff, the security guards who I believe use these postcards for kindling,
Happy holidays!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I had a lot of favorite moments while traveling in Bogota, and I would like to tell you about the dumbest one.
Everywhere around our hotel there were lovely Christmas decorations that had been hung up. One building had, in big, blinking-light letters “JO JO JO.” It took a second before I got it, and then I had to laugh.
My fiancé gave me a look, then said, “no, laugh in Spanish!” “Ah,” I said, “lo siento. Jajajaja!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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