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Dear Ellen,
Here we see the panda: nature’s equivalent of a spoiled younger sibling who just does whatever he wants. This panda is resting after having eaten for one hour straight. He is getting his strength up for the two day mating season where he may have sex once or twice. Unless he doesn’t. Either way.
Carry on, panda.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Here you go! You get part one of my ultra post modern art! (If I don’t deserve a gallery showing, who does!?)
(Awesome picture – you should really look at the postcard …)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
If you think this makes no sense, try reading last week’s. It might help (might).
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I think it’s time for me to begin my ultra post modern art career (where I’ll draw simple shapes then write sexual phrases in a sensual font (God knows what that means), like a circle and then “hubba hubba”). The key is not my art, that’s rock solid, but instead to have a nutty art critic love my work, THEN all the other critics need to give rave reviews so they won’t appear to be heind.
Easy peasy!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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