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Attn: Ellen (12/4/13)

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Dear Ellen,

What does it say as about America, as a society, that we are so crazy about water skiing squirrels … Have skiing mice never even occurred to us!? Do you see the guy on the other side of this card? I mean come on!!!

Anywho, happy belated Turkey Day!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

(Psst. I noticed that I wrote as instead of about, so I switched it on the postcard but was too lazy to re-scan it.)

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Attn: Ellen (11/20/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Knock knock.

(Who’s there?)

The investigative reporter asks …

(The investigative reporter asks who?)

No! The investigative reporter asks who, what, where, when, why and how.

The koala found it funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/13/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think we are approaching the streak for most postcards sent without a response?

Actually, I doubt it.

There’s probably some tortured poet of a college kid who sent 500 to an ex-girlfriend.

I’ll keep working on the record, but any time you want to give up is ok with me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Really, annnnny time.

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