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Dear Ellen,
You know what’s ironic? If you say to someone, “I don’t really like trick questions … Do you?,” that person will assume it’s a trick question.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
How have I yet to eat at a restaurant called Super Gyros?
Perhaps more importantly, would ‘The Aquaman’ be only a summer sandwich or year-round dish? Either way, it’s probably not popular.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
If you’re blind is every date you go on a blind date?
If Listerine went into the weapons industry, it would be incredibly terrifying. 99.9% of enemies taken down so far.
What did you write about for NaNoWriMo?
I wrote a tragicomedy called “An Unexpected Visitor.” It’s a 50,000 word novel about pooping your pants.
If I owned a store I would name one section “Mysterious Ways.” Then if someone came in asking for an employee I could say, “You’re looking for who? Oh, he works in Mysterious Ways.”
DumbFunnery 