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Attn: Ellen (3/6/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres castle

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Could you settle a debate I’m having with myself? Part of me thinks if I owned a castle naming that castle Storm would be cool. “What’s your castle’s name?,” someone on the brink of hilarity would ask, “Storm the Castle?,” I’d yell in gleeful answer.

The other part of me thinks this is one of the dumber thoughts I’ve had.

Get back to me on this when you can, please!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Woah! Unexpected Commercial News!

I just learned something CRAZY … but, you know, it kind of makes sense.

Apparently 97% of commercials featuring a weirdly, over-the-top-happy family (you know, the kind where you think, ‘really product? This is ridiculously obvious’) … Well, apparently … Those aren’t actors. In fact, the people don’t even know they’re being filmed.

It’s just old home movies from random Mormon families.

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Attn: Ellen (2/27/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres impressionist

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what I should do more often? Come up with cool new names for people, and introduce them with the phrase, “Hey [name], can I call you [nickname]?”

Let’s try it: Hey Ellen, can I call you Ellentil? You’re like a cool soup lady with that nickname!

I’ll assume yes until I hear from you. Try me on Twitter! @DumbFunnery

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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