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Recently I got a fancy pants smart phone. You know what that means, right? Updating the world on all my glorious happenings and thoughts whenever I please.

Why not join the 57 other geniuses of the world and follow me on Twitter?

In the past few days here are some lovely little pictures I’ve tweeted …

“Ohhh sexism. Check the awesome text in the top right corner.”

“Rhinos have it all figured out”

“Caramel surprise? That’s not off putting at all. “

“Yup”

Attn: Ellen (5/2/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is the famous scene where Joe finally found out about birth control.

Joe, crushed, said with exasperation, “but it’s the only thing I’m good at! … well that and pulling off this red sash.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I guess I should explain when I first saw this painting I pretended red sash guy was saying “look what I made!” and gesturing to the room.

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (4/25/12)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.

Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com