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As an FYI, the postcard is from a gift shop in San Antonio, Texas.
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Who do you think would win in a dance fight between Batman and Superman?
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P.S. Batman is not allowed a metronome in his utility belt.
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As an FYI, the postcard is from the Johnson Space Center gift shop.
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Dear Ellen,
Did you know I’m 6’3″ of awkward on the dance floor?
It’s like each limb is trying to one-up the other in an awkward battle. Neat, huh?
GetBradStanley
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As an FYI, the postcard is from the grocery store close to where my parents live. It makes me happy how tacky it is.
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Dear Ellen,
I’m going to re-introduce myself via bad haiku:
Just who is this guy?
Engineer. Hopeful author.
Future guest of yours!?!
GetBradStanley
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This postcard is the equivalent of an awkward hello. You’re welcome for that.
DumbFunnery 
