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Attn: Ellen (5/16/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I’m getting back into working out now. I had to take a break after the MS150.

Sometimes I think the best part of being a super hero would be that you’d always be fit. Form-fitting colorful spandex should clearly be limited to fat cats and super heroes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Actually I just thought of a great idea! If you want to be a good actor/actress – perform your role in spandex first. If you can “emote” in spandex, you can do anything.

Why am I sending these postcards?

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Attn: Ellen (4/25/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.

Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/18/12)

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Dear Ellen,

On the left is dear Uncle Joe. While many mocked Uncle Joe’s aggressive pointing style, few really got it.

… Oh wait …

I guess that’s why they mocked it.

Welp! Mystery solved!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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