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And So It Begins

This post was inspired by the following article, “The 1000 Year Old Case of the Spanish Cannibals.“

Dang.

What?

You notice how good Ulg looks?

Yeah that’s true … she’s really filling out.

(Caveman high five.)

Yeah, so meaty.

…Yeah…Uh…That’s one way to put it.

Like, those thighs, right?

Yeah man!

(Caveman high five.)

Those arms!

Well … I’m not really an arm guy, but sure, she’s got nice muscle definition.

Delicious!

Hot!

I’d like to introduce her to my skewer.

Haha ew, that’s the weirdest euphemism ever.

What’s a euphemism?

(Staring.)

Oh dear.

Did you notice how good YOU look?

(Caveman high five left hanging.)

(One caveman runs away from the other.)

(Cue Benny Hill music.)

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Du Jour of the Week

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Fantastic Work Conversation

My boss: “Hey!, good job at the demo!”
Me: “Thanks! … Yeah, I think it went well.”
My boss: “I’d say! You got a high-five!”

Whoo! Sorry for the bragging post, but I found that very funny. Every work has their concept of good and bad, and ours is apparently measured in high-fives.

The same day that happened, a co-worker used the phrase “making kittens” as a synonym for “causing trouble.”

It was a very good day of work.

 

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Weekly Wacko

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My Zombie Roomy (10/25/11)

What the what!

Who knew the Zombino was so crafty!?

I was out on the town this past weekend, enjoying some cooler weather (whoo!) and guess who I spotted …

Wait – look a little closer.

BOOM! That sneaky little devil!

There was a “zombie walk” for charity going on and the Zombie snuck in I guess. Pretty clever. I hadn’t thought of it but he must love it around Halloween because he can wander as much as he wants.

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My Zombie Roomy

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